know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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