JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
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