barbara walters just said penis...
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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