So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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