Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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