It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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