Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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