what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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