Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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