i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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