Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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