Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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