East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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