I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I just want nice things and good sex
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
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