as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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