Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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