Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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