Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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