so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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