he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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