i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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