Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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