Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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