You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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