I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I love black thongs
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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