I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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