forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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