i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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