Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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