were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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