pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
