At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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