Will you blow on my dice?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
he was CRYING into my vagina
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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