When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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