but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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