Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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