I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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