when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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