You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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