I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Randomize
