are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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