I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
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