we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
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