Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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