Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
you never un-have a 4some
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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