i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Randomize
