I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Help me help you realize you are a moron
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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