On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
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