So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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