I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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