If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
