I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
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