He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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