That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
operation have a gay friend backfired
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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