i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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